ashestoashesjc

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

diklonius

diklonius:

So I’ve decided to do a giveaway, partly in honor of exams being over and partly because I’m fucking bored, but mostly because every single one of my followers are amazing and I love you and want to give something back to you guys :3

Of course, we must have rules:

  • Reblogs count- likes do not.
  • You don’t have to be following me, but I will include something extra if you are ;)
  • No giveaway blogs- I will be checking.
  • Side blogs are okay
  • Reblog as often as you’d like, just don’t annoy your followers
  • Winner will be selected by a random number generator
  • I’m spending a LOT of money on this giveaway, so please don’t give me hate if you’re not the chosen winner (please)
  • You must reply within 48 hours or a new winner will be chosen
  • You also must be comfortable giving me your address; I can’t exactly send you something without it, yeah? ;)

First place will receive:

  • Any two wigs from  amazon.com
  • Any Attack on Titan shirt from Hot Topic
  • any three manga volumes of your choice
  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (or any other John Green book)
  • An SNK necklace of your choice
  • One piece of a cosplay outfit from anywhere online (So like you can get a dress or a wig or shoes or some shit)
  • ANY Assassin’s Creed video game for a console of your choice
  • A one-shot fanfiction over 5,000 words based on the otp/prompt of your choice- posted on AO3
  • SHITTONS OF CANDY

OR

  • A brand-new Xbox 360 with any three games of your choosing
  • UPDATE::::IF YOU ALREADY HAVE AN XBOX YOU CAN GET A PLAYSTATION INSTEAD, EITHER A 3 or 4
  • IF YOU DO NOT WANT A GAME SYSTEM OR ANY OF THE ABOVE 1st PLACE PRIZES, YOU CAN HAVE $300 TO SPEND ON ANY FANDOM MERCH ANYWHERE ONLINE.

Second Place will receive:

  • Any one wig from amazon.com
  • A SNK necklace
  • Any two manga volumes of your choice
  • CANDYYYY
  • A one-shot fanfiction over 2,000 words based on the prompt/otp of their choice- posted on AO3
  • One piece of a cosplay outfit (shirt/boots/wig, etc etc.)

Third Place will receive:

  • A manga volume of their choice
  • Any poster from amazon.com
  • a rabbit’s foot because why fucking not
  • CANDY

If you’re not in the SNK fandom and would like something from other fandoms, we can work it out.

Also, if you already have all the Assassins Creed games, you can substitute it with the game of your choice.

International shipping! Such awesome

Winner will be announced on August 30th!

Good luck!! <3

fabu-darlin
aseggedavegzetem:

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on. This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

O M G&#160;!

aseggedavegzetem:

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

O M G !

shoshanish

hedwig-dordt:

luaren:

things that are sex shaming -

  • "she’s a sl-t for having all that sex"
  • "girls shouldn’t wear tank tops to school because it is distracting"
  • "that skin tight dress means she’s asking for it"
things that are not sex shaming -
  • "I would prefer to not see a stranger’s butt"
  • "I do not want to hear explicit details about your sex life"
there’s a difference between sex shaming and wanting sexual security

It’s kinda sad we have explain these things, but here we are

shoshanish

klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD